Not so pretty Lollipop Chainsaw Nails

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Not so pretty Lollipop Chainsaw Nails

As ya’ll know, i’m a shitty perfectionist. I figured I’d snap a shot of this before I completely clean em’ off and redo a completely different theme haha. So let’s call this…Nail Of The Minute.

Spermagotchi on Tamagotchi L.I.F.E app for Android

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For those of you who don’t know, Bandai released a free Tamagotchi L.I.F.E (Love is fun everywhere) app for Android for their 16th birthmas. I remember bringing these to school back in the day and getting them confiscated because these little bitches were hungry and decided “ooh social studies time, time to CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!”. Remember these? Keychains were at their heaviest weights back in the day! Alongside of Nano pets, these are pretty darn OG.

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There’s 2 modes for this app, the first picture is the oldschool keychain version and this one is the cleaner and easier interface. By the way, that right there is apparently “Pink Nyorotchi”…My egg gadget evolved into this about 10 minutes ago. It said “Your Tamagotchi is calling you!” *taps on the app* BAM. My Tama turned into a SPERMAGOTCHI. I had no idea wtf I was looking at on my screen until it told me what it was. I’ve had quite of a collection of these back in the day and I don’t remember a spermagotchi…

Speaking of evolutions…last night my boyfriend attempted to joke how I did not open the app once yesterday and then opened his and turned his Galaxy to me and said

Him-“Look babe it evolved!”

Me-…. “DUDE, THE WINGS INDICATE IT’S DEAD”

Him-“Oh..”

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It’s fairly comparable to the original versions, however, this has 1 game which as you can see is Rock Paper Scissors. In the key chain mode, the game is “look this way” where you press left or right and if your pet looks that way they win. If you’ve played the old ones, you should know to let these little bitches win if you want them happy. I mean, I’d be pissed too if I was stuck in an egg and had to wait for muheffers to feed me and clean up my poop.

Differences from other version compared to this:

-You have one kind of food (bread) and one kind of snack (candy) that need not to be bought with points

-You have only one kind of game  with each mode (Rock paper scissors/look this way )

-Easier on the mobile devices rather than pressing those stupid tiny buttons that sometimes get stuck

-More vivid color

-Free, not having to be a kid/having a kid bitching at the store about a $7-$14 fake responsibility vehicle

-Legit as fuck

So yeah guys, it’s free! So if you miss the nostalgic feeling of being needed via virtual responsibility, go for it and download already!